You're a Twizzler Dick: Some Honest Analysis of Your Manhood

Hey shrimp dick, I'm talking to you Fred Landry, you the little tiny twizzler dick.

You're so pathetic.

I mean it's delightful for me to mock you, so yay, but that little penis of yours is

really laughable and it's particularly funny that you keep comparing it to these also pathetic

things like a paper clip, a twizzler stick, twizzler dick, shrinky dinky little twizzler