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I got my first vibrator when I was 18.
In my hometown we have a sex shop called Fun Zone.
I got this tiny little purple thing.
and play with it a little bit.
I can show you my body a little bit first before I play.
I got my first vibrator when I was 18.
In my hometown we have a sex shop called Fun Zone.
I got this tiny little purple thing.
and play with it a little bit.
I can show you my body a little bit first before I play.
Then, I actually pay attention and I say "wait, that's not a recording. OH MY GOD, THAT'S REALLY HER VOICE?!"
Two and a half minutes in, she's still fully clothed, and yet I would have been perfectly content if the video had ended there. I'm not saying the rest wasn't nice, don't get me wrong, it's just... Is "dem pipes, doe" a thing? Like, am I using that right? Because seriously, dem pipes, doe.
Seriously, somebody sign this girl! Get her on the radio, like, yesterday! Please.
YOUR note is:
1 out of 10, 1 for the effort AND -9 for being weird.