You have the most pathetic cock I have ever seen

Hi there, you little dick motherfucker. You must be the pathetic son of a bitch that I've

been looking for because you're definitely the one with the smallest cock I have ever

seen in my life. Yeah, that's right, the smallest. Like that thing is so fucking tiny that I

can barely see it. You're lucky I'm even taking the time to do this right now because usually

I don't fuck with guys that have a tiny dick like you do. In fact, I usually don't give