We need to spice things up in the bedroom

So, I have something I need to talk to you about.

Um, no, it's nothing bad, really. I mean, I just think it's important to be like really open and honest with each other.

And, I'm so bored. I'm sorry, I'm just so, so bored of fucking you.

Like, it's just so heteronormative and vanilla and it's... I'm not turned on anymore.

So, I was wondering if you could do something for me.