Horny genie fulfills all your wishes

When I heard about the professor's house burning down, I was very sad.

I thought about the genie bottle and what a loss that must have been.

Imagine my surprise when I heard about another house where strange things were happening.

I was already a believer, so it didn't take long for me to leap into action.

When I arrived, there was no one around, so I looked for the bottle and I couldn't find it.