Clothes Haul on My Massive Body

I've got something special for you today. My first ever order from Curvewire and it's

a dress. I don't even know how this is supposed to go. I think it's meant to be a wrap dress.

Oh, hmm, not too shabby. I might not have it on right but it does look very sexy. I

do like it. It's very curvilicious. On to the next one. No way that's the size of the

opening. No way. No, there's no way that's a 34/36. Oh wait, it's not a dress. It's a