Caught and caned

Angela? Yes? Are you ready yet? I'll be ready in a minute. I've just got to finish off my makeup.

You've been doing it for ages, girl. Well, it only takes a little while. It won't be much longer than that.

A little while? We're supposed to have gone ten minutes ago. Now, come on. Let's get going.

Well, I'm not quite ready yet. I've still got my lipstick to put on and my bottom's not warm enough.

Oh, isn't it? No, don't expect me to...